And the truth about lies is you can't live without them.
Not even the white ones.



1. How do you handle writer's block?


To be honest — badly. That said, simply because you can't write doesn't mean you can't do other things that revolve around your writing. At this very moment I've reached a creative crossroads 17000 words into what I hope will be my fifth novel. I've already scrapped 10000 words and rewritten the thing once and I'm rather keen not to have to start again. The last time this happened — after the first part of The More Things Change — I literally had to move onto another project (the short story collection) and wait for me to realise what direction the novel needed to go in.

2. Have you ever put yourself into a story?


There is a school of thought that all writing is biography and it's one I agree with but it's chewed-up, out-of-sequence, pink-tinted and unrecognisable by the time we get finished to it. The closest to me, me on a bad day about ten years ago, would be the Jim Valentine you meet in the park at the opening of The More Things Change but he's nothing like who I am today. That said, I could easily become him again.

3. Write about what you know. What do you say?


No one has ever said that to me and I certainly have never said that to anyone. I would qualify that statement: write about what you think you know. Writing, for me and I would imagine for most writers, is about discovery, as you start to search for the right word you investigate your feelings, opinions, memories, you focus and concentrate in a way you likely never have done before so be prepared for what you uncover. Plans are all good and well but Burns had it right when he wrote:

       The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men / Gang aft agley.

Nothing I write goes to plan. It's perhaps saying too much to suggest that the book takes on a life of its own but sometimes you end up taking the scenic route on the way to your goal.

4. Do you have any traditions associated with writing?


No, no gimmicks, routines or anything like that. I usually write on a PC but if I wake up in the night I'm just as likely to grab a notepad or a few sheets of typing paper.

5. Which of your books would make the best movie?


I'd have to say Living with the Truth. Truth is such a disarming character. I've always seen him as a young Paul Nicholas (Cousin Kevin from Tommy), a charmer.

6. What character from your writing stays with you the most?


Jonathan Payne strangely enough. Even though there is more of me in Jim Valentine, Payne — pain, get it — was a rite of passage for me. I had not written a word or even had a passing creative urge for three years and everything went into this sad little man.

7. Is starting a new book difficult for you?


No. I could start a new book every day. I've never found the blank page intimidating in the least. Direction is the problem for me. With the one exception of Milligan and Murphy I've never known where my characters will end up. Their journey is as much my journey.

8. Do you have a recurring motif that appears in your books?


All my protagonists' names begin with the letter J and the action always starts on a Tuesday. The J is a vanity thing since they're all bits of me.

9. How much research do you do for a novel?


Loads. Thank God for the internet. I check everything. Some things come easy, some not. Finding recipes for crow took a bit of time and I never did find out the going rate for a prostitute's services in Ireland in the thirties so I gloss over what I'm not sure about. I think it's important to get your facts right.

10. What writers and/or novels influenced your work?


Finding out too much about a writer can be a bad thing. For a long time all I knew about Philip Larkin was that he was a librarian living in Hull and that was fine. Reading Andrew Motion's biography certainly filled in the gaps. That said, Larkin was the first writer whose work grabbed me by the collar. One day I will get round to his novels.

I was tremendously influenced by One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn. It was the first novel I bought after leaving school, the first grown-up book I ever read. I admired its brevity and its punch line blew me away. I make a point of re-reading the book ever ten years or so. For a long time my writing edict was: say what you have to say and get off the page but slam the door behind you.

The first writer I met was William McIlvanney and I have always had a great affection for both the man and his writing. It was reading Laidlaw that showed me that a poet could write a book.

The big discovery for me was Samuel Beckett of course. I own everything of significance the man ever wrote and have enough books about him to fill a shelf. I have seen or listened to every play. As I grow older I find that what concerned him in later life also preoccupies me, the inadequacy of language to properly convey what we want to another human.

11. How would you describe your philosophy of writing?


Writing does not need a plot but it must have a point. The point often reveals itself through the process of putting words on paper. In Living With the Truth it's that it takes time to get to know things and longer to understand them and, by the time you do, there's no time left to do anything meaningful with that knowledge; with The More Things Change it's our inability to change who we really are, all we can do is embrace it, and, with Milligan and Murphy, the priest summarises the point to that book when he says that there are no reasons for unreasonable things, so stop looking for them.

12. Do you have any advice for authors looking to get published?


Be honest with yourself. Nothing I have ever written is going to be a best seller. That doesn't mean what I've written shouldn't be read but my expectations are realistic. When I was sixteen I was happy enough to pay to get my first poem in print. I knew it was an act of pure vanity and could live with that. The Web fills a similar fuction these days. There are so many places online where you can find stories and poems but I wonder who reads them. Even back in the day when my poetry was appearing regularly in small press magazines in the UK and the USA I was still a bit cynical about the whole market but maybe that says more about me.

Getting published is a lot like writing. There is a place for natural ability, for learned techniques but nothing beats pure luck. That said, if you keep what you've written in a drawer, then either you already know how good you are or you'll never know.

13. Can you describe your typical writing day?


Working full time means that you write when you can. The hardest part by far is getting the first draft down, the skeleton. Some writers, like Jeanette Winterson, start with too much material and trim away, I, on the other hand, start with a basic story (e.g. Milligan and Murphy leave home for no good reason, have no idea where they are going and end up on a boat which will carry them to their future) and graft on details. Once I have an idea I will tend to work at it for every free minute, in the early hours of the mornings and all weekends, just to get what I find the boring bit out of the road. After that I'm never working on more than a paragraph at a time, often a sentence, sometimes even a word. I once worked out that I had devoted an entire day to the first sentence of Living With the Truth.

14. Who are your heroes?


There are men and women doing their best or having a go and all credit to them, there are people I'm glad have lived — in addition to those already mentioned, Woody Allen, Richard Brautigan, René Magritte, Philip Glass, the members of Pink Floyd — but I'm afraid I take the same stance as The Stranglers, there are no more heroes anymore.

15. How do you choose the name's of your characters?


I've never sweated over any character's name. In one case all I had were the names of the two protagonists. As I left work for work one morning, I crossed over the River Clyde and the following line popped into my head: "Milligan and Murphy were brothers," and that was it. I had no idea who they were, what they would become but I knew this was the first line of my fourth novel.

Of course, virtually every character in The More Things Change is named after someone in Beckett, even the cat and the dog.

16. Should popular fiction be taught in schools?


Everything possible should be done to encourage children to read, yes. All Hail the divine J K Rowling. I don't think reading is dead yet. Writing on the other hand is suffering and will continue to unless grammar is taken more seriously. I was lucky, in Primary 6 we had to endure a year with Miss Stirling who devoted an entire year to teaching us how to break down sentences into their component parts otherwise, to this day, I still probably wouldn't know what an adjective or a pronoun is. I still struggle with punctuation but that's mainly because I think in very long sentences. And don't get me started on texting.

17. Why use inkblot-style images for your book covers?


My father sent away for a memory course back in the sixties and the main thing I remember to this day was the way it focused on visual memory. When you walk into a book store the first thing you are confronted with is images, hundreds of them and everyone judges a book by its cover no matter what they say. I wanted something on the covers which would make them both unique and familiar at the same time. Simplicity was the key. I had always been struck by the early covers of the Iain Banks novels alternating from white on black to black on white.


It wasn't though till I wrote the short story 'Déjà Vu' which revolves around a woman taking a Rorschach inkblot test that the idea came to me to use inkblots for all my covers.

I considered at first using the actual inkblots — they are out of copyright now — but decided instead to use patterns that were suggestive since, although suited to the job they were designed for, most of them are not very exciting and there are still people who object to them being used outwith the psychologist's office lest they skew the results.

That said the image on my homepage is based on the most bat-butterfly-shaped image but what we did was overlay this on top of an actual butterfly to provide what I hope is a very striking image.

Although the Rorschach Test is only the basis of the one story, the basic idea of people trying to make sense of things is a central theme in all my writing and so it was felt that the images would not only pique curiosity but also suggest to the potential readers what kind of book they were thinking about buying.

I'm puzzled as to what might be appropriate for the new book if I stick with the current title, Left, but that's a good while off yet.

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